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Sunday, May 17, 2015

The 8th dwarf :D

Sneezy and Bashfull talks to each other:
Sneezy: Come here,,, Guess what I found!
Docl: What’s that?
Sneezy: I think now I know  why we haven’t seen the Creepy dwarf…
Doc: oh, really? How did you find that?

Sneezy: Do you remember my last punishment last, week? Snowwhite made me clean her
room?
Doc: I remember…
Sneezy: Oh, man! His room was the dirtiest room in the world! I don’t even know how she
sleeps there?
Doc: Why?
Sneezy: You had to see that, Doc!  There were her dirty clothes all over the room…Also, nothing
was in its right place!
Doc: but… I was thinking she is a clean person!
Sneezy: You don’t know what else, I figured out!
Doc: What?
Sneezy: She sleeps hugging her socks!
Doc: Whaat?  
Sneezy: Yes… I found the socks in her bed!

Doc: Terrible!
Sneezy: Anyway, so, while cleaning up, I found a dvd from her drawer…
Doc: what dvd was that?
Sneezy: Snowwhite’s gramdmother’s grandmother’s wedding dvd…
Doc: Really? That is great! How she hadn’t shown us that one yet?
Sneezy: Because, it is only says there why the Creepy dwarf disappeared suddenly…
Doc: oh! Do you really mean my father’s father’s father’s uncle Creaapy dwarf?
Sneezy: Exactly!
Doc: oh no! What happened then?
Sneezy: Listen now, the  Prince’s grandfather’s grandfather’s grandfather and Snowwhite’s
grandmother’s, grandmother’s, grandmother were in front of the priest and strting the wedding wow...
Doc: then?
Sneezy: Then, Creepy Dwarf came inside and told that this wedding cannot be held!
Doc: Why?
Sneezy: Then, he continued that, prince had many things that he doesn’t know about Snowwhite!
Doc: Really?
Sneezy: yes! Then everybody became surprised of course! Then Creepy continued his word  that,
Snowwhite doesn’t have real hair! She uses a wig!
Doc: What? Did she really?
Sneezy: Yes, in a moment the prince took of her wig and got surprised again! Then Creepy told that
Snowwhite is snoring terribly at night!
Doc: how did he know it?
Sneezy: because, his room was next to the Snowwhite’s room, So, he could hear
everything very easily…
Doc: Did prince’s grandfather’s grandfather’s grandfather tell anything?
Sneezy: No, he just froze from delight!
Doc: So, what else happened?
Sneezy: Then he told that, Snowwhite is talking to someone on the talk about killing the prince
and taking his treasure!
Doc: This doesn’t make any sense though?
Sneezy: I know right?! We were thinking that all of the Snowwhite’s grandmothers:Snowwhites
loved the prince’s grandfathers…
Doc: But who was she talking to?
Sneezy: Hunter! That hunter! Creepy told that she was talking to the hunter!
Doc: How? It is impossible! Terrible!
Sneezy: Yes, remember one of the Snowwhite stories! They meet with hunter and hunter wants
to kill him?
Doc: yeees?
Sneezy: But Snowwhite’s grandmother’s grandmother’s grandmother fell in love with him!
Doc: wow!
Sneezy: Then they planned how to kill the prince’s grandfather’s grandfather’s grandfather!
Doc: Did the Creepy told all of these in front of Snowwhite’s grandmother’s grandmother’s
 grandmother?
Sneezy: Of course, doc! Guess what happened then?
Doc: What?
Sneezy:Then snowwhite took her knife from her tights and throw it to the Creepy dwarf…
Doc: Did he die???
Sneezy: Of course he did!
Doc: What happened after? I mean if the prince’s grandfather’s grandfather’s grandfather and Snowwhite’s grandmother’s grandmother’s grandmother didn’t get married how Snowwhite was born then?
Sneezy: I know that part too… Then After video I found some articles about it too… They told
that Snowwhite’s grandmother’s grandmother’s grandmother was sentenced to the jail for 22 years…
Doc: Then?
Sneezy: Then I found another article that Snowwhite’s grandmother’s grandmother’s
grandmother and prince’s grandfather’s grandfather’s  grandfather married after she got freedom
from jail!
Doc: why did he forgive her?
Sneezy: Because, he did not have any other choice, it is told in the story! Otherwise, all of the
dwarfs and princes could disappear from the world!
Doc: Really? I didn’t know that…
Sneezy: I didn’t know either… But found it out in her room from another article…
Doc: Sneezy, you really work a lot…
Sneezy: Yes, I did! And at last I found how The last Creepy dwarf died too… Fortunately, our
Snowwhite is much kinder than her grandmother’s  grandmother ha? At least I haven’t heard her
talking to the huntmen on the phone everyday!...



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