New "New year" present

 Child:   Mum, what is inside the box?

Parent:  Your New year present!

Child:    Wow, is it huge?

Parent:  Maybe…

Child:    Is it colorful?

Parent:  Yes

Child:    What color is it?

Parent:   I don’t know, just open.

Child:    Can I play with it?

Parent:  Depends…

Child:    How can I play with it?

Parent:  I don’t know, open and see. It is a surprise…

Child:   Is it really?

Parent: Yes of course…

Child:   I knew it is!

Parent: I am excited, can you open it, please?

 Child is opening the box (Beat)

Child:  Come on mum, again this red sweatshirt with blue deer on it? It is my 9^th

same sweatshirt I got in every New Year!

Parent: Excited isn’t it? The same sweatshirt but different sizes every year!